I'm a very lonely & upset pillow,
they told me at the factory,
that people would love to lay their tired heads
on my comfortable, soft down.
But the lady that bought me,
doesn't seem to want to find out.
I lay here waiting & waiting,
1am, 2am, still no head laid upon me
That computer chair gets used more than I do,
I think she loves that more than me,
but how can that be?
I'm a lot fluffier than that old seat.
What do I get?
A very hairy dog making herself comfy.
That's not what I was made for.
I'm meant for human heads, not dogs bodies.
So will she ever come & lay on me
at a reasonable hour?
No way! It'll never happen!
And, No way did she think
she'd ever write about a pillow!!
